This article previews a list of the top 25 sports bars in the United States according to "Sports Illustrated." Today there exist multistory Shangri-las of sport, cavernous, cacophonous places that hum with televisions of all kind. To watch a game at one of these sports theme parks is to have, in the words of John Pierce, who oversees the marketing of the ESPN Zones for Disney Regional Entertainment, "an immersive sports dining experience." On a recent NFL playoff Saturday at the Baltimore ESPN Zone, the flagship location which opened in 1998 and serves a half million customers a year, fans were gathered at tables and booths and in big cushy recliners--Recliners! At a freakin' bar!--staring up at a curved 16-foot-by-13-foot screen like so many teenagers parked at a drive-in. If that weren't enough stimulation, one flight up, 10,000 square feet of sports video games buzzed and blinked. Is this what sports bars are about: roving packs of tourists, de facto day care and an in-house gift shop, all in a space so large and amorphous that at any given time it takes 200 employees to run the place? Can it be a sports bar when there's such a bewildering array of visual and aural experiences that spontaneous conversation is all but impossible? In sum, can a sports bar be a place where nobody knows your name and, what's more, likely never will? Undoubtedly, people will continue to flock to the megabars, which will continue to multiply. And this is a good thing--such places fill a niche and provide an "event" atmosphere. But at the same time, there will always be more intimate places, rich with character; they may just be harder to find amid all the blinking neon lights. At its best, a sports bar is like a petri dish. You put all these people together, you put the games on, and you see what happens.