If you can't bring out your state coach for the Coronation, then when can you? How annoying it must be for all these toffs to keep their chariots tucked away in stables; How annoying it must be for all these toffs to keep their chariots tucked away in stables

Byline: Sophia Money-Coutts How will you be getting to your chosen Coronation festivities today? Will you be driving to a friend's? Strolling to a neighbour's with a six-pack under your [...]