'Marcus Rashford on the ball as vacuous Boris Johnson laughs off the nation's crises'; Boris Johnson's set-piece conference performance was a 45-minute act that could have been done at a golf club, or a corporate retreat, or the wedding of someone you don't like, says Keir Mudie

Byline: By, Keir Mudie I get told off for oblique/antiquated references in this column. This is a shame, because this time it's about comedy and Manchester, and I wanted to [...]