DISASTERCHEF!

Cooking doesn't get tougher than this,' declares MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace before each episode. Having cooked for strapping sailors crashing through waves at an angle of 45 degrees in force 7 gales in my days as a yachting enthusiast - where the dangers of a violent jibe outweighed those of a collapsed souffle - I thought I might beg to differ. But that was before I'd accepted the MasterChef challenge. [ABSTRACT FROM PUBLISHER]