A Cause Worth Fighting For.

The article reflects the author's views on the difficulties of trimming a 8-1/2x11 paper résumé to fit the back of an 8x10 headshot. It reports the author's fret at the process of trimming and stapling whenever he has to apply for a new audition. It argues that the ordeal consistently causes papercuts on the hands and suggests that the headshots should be made into the size of 8-1/2x11. It satirizes the process by asking for a petition against it and stopping the useless injuries.