The not-so-secret diary of Professor Pat Pending, aged 33 3/4….

The article discusses the typical activities of a young and single professional engineer/scientist that mainly involve particles and powders. It defines such terms as nylon66, which is made from acrylonitrile, unplasticised polyvinyl chloride (uPVC) window frames, and electricity. The other terms that were defined include polyester, toothpaste and petrol.