A Fully Grown Adult Baby.

The author describes what happened when he tried to mail several letters at a U.S. post office. The postal employee was unhelpful and the author imagines how he would like to embarrass the man in front of the other customers. The author feels that the clerk was helpful to customers who came in line before him and that if he only had a fake accent the transaction would be smoother. The author concludes that his own behavior was inappropriate.